Ah, the seven deadly sins!
1. Who did you last get angry with? I don't even remember - becoming "angry" rarely happens.
2. What is your weapon of choice? loads of patience, and avoidance if needs be.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? You betcha - I'm all over equality. You hit me, you'd better be prepared to have something comin' back at you.
4. How about of the same sex? Same rules.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? *shrug* I know of a couple of people who were recently angry with me, but I try to work that stuff out when I hear about it... were they "really" angry with me? Beats me...
6. What is your pet peeve? Double-standards! Like I said, I'm all over equality.
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? If you've actually pushed me far enough that I become angry, you bet your ass I hold a grudge!
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? *ponders* take my vitamins...?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Three and a half hours... as in - late for work! Time-of-day-wise? Bad question for someone with varying shifts.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Ever? Barry Manilow... someone's gotta put a stop to that guy...! Ooh, wait - define "contact"...
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "Sorry honey, the phone rang and it startled me!"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? All the way until I changed the channel...
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Last Friday.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Today, I was pretty good - only about four times. Yesterday, on the other hand, I'd estimate (by what time it was when I got up) that it was about 18 times... didn't seem like that many at the time!
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? I'd have to say: fresh accountant frappe'd with guava and pineapple.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Are we in the lust section? No? Okay... I'd say mostly white.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? That I can remember? I'd have to say my last birthday... about 20 shooters and a half dozen beer or so...
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Newp.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes, yes I do... and before you get 'that look' on your face: just because I have less to lose than other people might, that doesn't mean I don't still have some to lose...
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? I have to pick one?? uh... what time is it?
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH!"? O_o
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? More than two, and less than........ uh...... lots?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Hard to tell - do you think anyone was looking out their window when I was streaking across the lawn?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Caught myself? Makes it sound like it was unintentional...
4. Have you "done it"? Have we met??
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? I can't say I have a favorite overall - seems to be a "per person" sorta thing.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Nah, she just asked me if I wanted a date...
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yep... er - no! I mean... yes to STD. No! I mean, I've been tested, but haven't had any! ...whew... and I've never been tested for pregnancy - I've just never really felt the need.
1. How many credit cards do you own? 2
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Guilt is for people who can't rationalize with themselves...
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Buy an acreage on the coast for my mom; get myself a modest house; help my brother and a couple of friends further their education; travel, travel, travel!
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Definitely rich... I'm sure fame gets tiring.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? I accepted a boring job without making megabucks... does that answer your question?
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes - this quiz being the most recent...
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? This hard drive? 274. At home - more like 1200+
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I find pride a hard thing to come by.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? "...grown up to be a caring, compassionate individual despite me..."
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? To leave fond memories in the minds of those who's paths I cross.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? If I honestly believe that I should have done better, then yes...
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Not that I can recall.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yeah, but c'mon! Why else would they have those cheat codes if you weren't s'posed to use 'em??
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Nothing I've done today has filled me with anything resembling pride.
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? The idea of having (as close a possible) an ideal mate/companion.
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? This sounds like it would be a TV show... *shrug* I don't watch TV.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world who would you be? I'm just getting used to being me; why would I wanna fuck that up and have to learn to be someone else??
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Horns would be kinda cool, I think... li'l imp horns. Ooh! And wings! Definitely some bat wings... not the ears tho - they're far too large. I think I'd look funny with big bat ears.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Focus and direction would be nice on occasion, cuz.... umm.....
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Sweet mother of God, yes! Definitely! Although I would have changed some of the questions... well, most of them, really. And the layout. And certainly the formatting... I don't really like the tone either, come to think of it. Y'know, I don't really like this survey. Nah, there's no way I'd want to have to take credit for coming up with something like this. No, definitely not. Holy jumpin' fuckin' Jesus, is this thing almost over??
Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Ooh - tough call... lemme just - LUST. Yep, that's the one.