Congratulations, you're syphilis!
Transmitted by direct contact with one of your infections (usually through
unprotected sex), you're one nasty STD! In your initial stages, you
cause sores, usually on the genitals or in the rectum, but that's only the
delicious beginning. Later on, you'll cause a rash, and then slip away
... but you won't be gone. No no, my friend. You're far too
You'll still pass yourself on to anyone the poor soul you've infected has
sex with (anal, vaginal or oral), and you'll start to erode their muscles and
nerves! In fact, you'll eventually lead, if left untreated, to
malcoordination, blindness, paralysis, dementia and then death!
And that's not all - if you infect a pregnant women, you'll also be passed
to their child! A single shot of penicillin will kill you, but shhhhh ..
I won't tell anyone if you won't.