hobblecock doing various car stunts: crashes and ramp jumps and huge balls of fire and the like... we're looking for a slogan or three, and he's brainstormed up a bunch to choose from. Here's the hard part: choosing.Do me a huge favour, and please go through the following list, picking the ones you like... feel free to select as many as you like.
Edit: the slogans would be used for posters 'n' such, like these:
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Which slogan(s) floats yer boat?
It's a Rental Car
4(14.8%)
I Get Enough Exercise Just Pushing My Luck
0(0.0%)
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
2(7.4%)
I Am the Only Hell That My Mother Ever Raised
0(0.0%)
...And You Say Psycho Like It's a Bad Thing
0(0.0%)
Out of My Mind – Will Be Back Shortly
0(0.0%)
Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My Work Here Is Done
2(7.4%)
Don't Assume That I Cook
0(0.0%)
My Job Is Secure – Nobody Wants It
0(0.0%)
To Err Is Human – To Really Screw Up, You Need a Jump Ramp
1(3.7%)
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15
0(0.0%)
Actually, I Do Do My Own Stunts
0(0.0%)
I Just Do What the Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do
0(0.0%)
May Contain Nuts
1(3.7%)
Crazy is Our Middle Name… Oh No… oops… it's our First Name
1(3.7%)
More slogans to pick from...
Raising Insurance Premiums since 2002
5(19.2%)
Contents May Settle During Shipping
1(3.8%)
Contents May Be Under Pressure
0(0.0%)
Tea and Crumpets at 4:30
1(3.8%)
Stay Off the Cell Phone!
0(0.0%)
You Know Your In Trouble When…
0(0.0%)
I Don’t Suffer From Insanity. I Enjoy Every Minute Of It!
2(7.7%)
Don't Drink and Drive… You Might Hit a Bump and Spill It!
0(0.0%)
I'm Just Working Here Until a Good Fast Food Job Opens Up.
0(0.0%)
Is It Time For Your Medication or Mine?
0(0.0%)
Death Is Life's Way of Telling You You've Been Fired.
0(0.0%)
I Brake For… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!
0(0.0%)
I'm Not Driving Fast – Just Flying Low.
1(3.8%)
I'm a Nice Guy, My Car is Evil.
0(0.0%)
I'm Not as Think as You Drunk I Am.
0(0.0%)
Even MORE slogans...!
Get In, Sit Down, Hold On, Shut Up!
1(4.3%)
CAUTION! Driver Just Doesn't Give a Shit Anymore.
1(4.3%)
Car Service: If It Ain't Broke, We'll Break It.
1(4.3%)
CAUTION! I Drive Like You Do.
0(0.0%)
This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it!
0(0.0%)
Gravity Always Gets Me Down.
0(0.0%)
Everything in Moderation… Except Acceleration!
1(4.3%)
Demolition Is My Mission.
1(4.3%)
Does Not Play Well With Others.
1(4.3%)
I Don't Do Perky.
0(0.0%)
WARNING! I Have An Attitude and Know How To Use It.
0(0.0%)
CAUTION: This Car May Stop Suddenly.
1(4.3%)
If a Woman Wants to Learn to Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way!
0(0.0%)
I Get Enough Exercise Jumping to Conclusions.
0(0.0%)
This Is My Mid-Life Crisis, so Don't Interrupt!
1(4.3%)
Also, if you have any other suggestions, comment with them and we'll gladly steal them for our own use if they're good. ;)
