Diskrepansi (diskrepansi) wrote,

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I'm tired of waiting...

Y'know, I bought in to all the "space hype" that was going on for a while. I was hoping that man would have started colonizing the moon already. I figured that, by now, we'd at least have some kind of public expedition that could be taken.

"So... what did you do today?"
"Oh, not much... went and saw Africa... from orbit!!"

You know, that kinda thing.

In an effort to light a fire under the asses of the various space programs, I've decided to embark upon my own space quest. To that end, I have already started training my first astronaught.

One small step for a kitty... one giant step for kitty-kind.

My god... it's full of stars!

...what an idiot.

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