Jesus... I'm getting up early, cramming into the train with all the other early-morning-slobs, and I'm wearing khakis... KHAKIS, FERCHRISSAKE!!
...'cept they're black. Does that make it all better?
<sigh>
Wow... haven't been here in a while.
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