Diskrepansi (diskrepansi) wrote,

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Riding the talking elevator today... "Floor 14." Does this really fool anyone? It's still the 13th floor! I just wanna go around and tell them, "yer not foolin' anyone, y'know... yer all still gonna die a horrible, tragic, painful death... hopefully on a Friday."

To the guy who put the pedal to the metal and zoomed past me while I was walking home the other day: flooring your minivan doesn't constitute anything "impressive", I'm sorry to tell you. Come back to me when you have this, this, this one, or maybe even this... show a bit of style, and then I'll be impressed. But still not by you.

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