Diskrepansi (diskrepansi) wrote,

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...so, I stopped by the church on the way to work this morning. Seems that there was some kinda special something-or-other going on; looked kind of interesting, small line-up of people waiting to get in. Odd church; thought there was an alley there before. Temple of Baelibob or someone.

Curiosity got the better of me, so I lined up.

It didn't take all that long; I must have been in the express lane. When I got near the front, I found out that they were imparting some type of special blessing on the bottom of anyone's left shoe/boot/whatnot. Your footwear will have a conscience, and now has a chance to live forever in Heaven, yakitty-schmakitty and some other stuff... I wasn't really listening.

At the time, I didn't think much of it, and went ahead.

Curious, I looked it up when I got to work... too late have I discovered what this ancient ritual is all about:

I've souled my sole.

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