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hahahaha, okay, I really, really wish I had a camera.

There I was, lazily watching Dora The Explorer with S... half dozed off. A little while later, I looked around to see where she was. There she sat, across the room...

...red around her mouth.
...red hands.
...red feet.

Right away, I could see that it was the wrong colour for blood, so what the hell...? What had she gotten in to? I quickly went to the kitchen for clues. There were little red footprints all over the place.

The give-away clue? That large puddle of red liquid on the floor, beside which lay the empty bottle of food colouring.

Note to self: make sure the baking stuffs cupboard door is always locked.
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    Wow... haven't been here in a while.

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    teacher asks a question: "there are four birds sitting on a wire and a gunshot goes off. how many birds are left?" little johnny says "no birds are…

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    A woman is in a grocery store and happens upon a grandpa and his poorly behaving 3 year-old grandson at every turn. It's obvious Gramps has hishands…