There I was, lazily watching Dora The Explorer with S... half dozed off. A little while later, I looked around to see where she was. There she sat, across the room...
...red around her mouth.
Right away, I could see that it was the wrong colour for blood, so what the hell...? What had she gotten in to? I quickly went to the kitchen for clues. There were little red footprints all over the place.
The give-away clue? That large puddle of red liquid on the floor, beside which lay the empty bottle of food colouring.
Note to self: make sure the baking stuffs cupboard door is always locked.