Diskrepansi (diskrepansi) wrote,

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Have you ever considered who might be watching you go by while you're just out 'n' about? And what goes through their minds?

To the large-breasted woman who just walked by my building,

Thank you for wearing that particular shirt today; it looked especially good from the fifth floor.

This is why they don't give me a window seat.

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    Wow... haven't been here in a while.

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