Diskrepansi (diskrepansi) wrote,

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Public warning!

Beware of Gillette Series shaving gel! These canisters of gel may be under undue stress and pressure, and could cause bodily harm! One reported incident tells the sinister tale of a scruffy male depressing the head/lever. The stream of gel came out so quickly that it deflected off of his fingers and flew all over a nearby wall! Please, for your own safety and for the safety of those around you, be extremely careful when operating this dangerous equipment!

Jebus, I could have lost an eye!

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