March 12th, 2003


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You've gotta be shitting me...

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Are these people out of their fuckin' tree??  Like I need to spend $15 bux to find this crap out!!  I'm rather disappointed...  E-Mode used to have a lot of free quizzes - now they seem to all cost $14.95 but you get a bonus discount if you drag your friends into the mire as well!  Are people really so unaware of themselves, and so willing to pay good money to "find out", that E-Mode has enough income that they don't need to offer free tests anymore?

Perhaps as a "privileged member", those are the only tests I have available anymore.  Please - no more privileges for me!  Take me back to "peon" status!

I like chicken noodle soup.  Lipton's...  not Campbell's.

10 pages??  What kinda crap are they gonna fill that with to take up 10 pages?!
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