nce upon a time there has a young POUSSE HERDER named TIMOTHY. He was AMAZINGLY SMOKING in the LUMPY forest when he met SLOPPY ALEXANDER, a run-away ROADKILL CLEANUP TECHNICIAN from the FLUFFY Queen ZOE.
TIMOTHY could see that SLOPPY ALEXANDER was hungry so he reached into his CAMEL BLADDER and give him his SOLID PEELED GRAPES. SLOPPY ALEXANDER was thankful for TIMOTHY's PEELED GRAPES, so he told TIMOTHY a very JUICY story about Queen ZOE's daughter SAMANTHA. How her mother, the FLUFFY Queen ZOE, kept her locked away in a WHITE TOWER protected by a gigantic MOOSE OF DOOM, because SAMANTHA was so HORSE-DRAWN.
TIMOTHY PICKED. He vowed to SLOPPY ALEXANDER the ROADKILL CLEANUP TECHNICIAN that he would save the HORSE-DRAWN SAMANTHA. He would CRAWL UNDER the MOOSE OF DOOM, and take SAMANTHA far away from her evil mother, the FLUFFY Queen ZOE, and BAKE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a GIGANTIC LUNAR ECLIPSE and SLOPPY ALEXANDER the ROADKILL CLEANUP TECHNICIAN began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic MOOSE OF DOOM from his story. FLUFFY Queen ZOE CARTWHEELED out from behind a PLASTIC WHISK and struck TIMOTHY dead. In the far off WHITE TOWER you could hear a BLOWING OF A BATTLE HORN.
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