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Thursday, February 12th, 2004
10:21p - Hello's!
Hello's go out to recently befriended users thespiralcat, anotherjen and sirstompsalot. I only hope I don't scare you off, or bore you to death, too quickly... :)

current mood: bored

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11:01p - Stress Changes Things
Finding ways to keep your calm could help reduce your risk of Alzheimer's disease.

Early research into Alzheimer's disease and stress levels revealed that there may be a relationship between them. In a study of older adults, the people who reported themselves to be the most stressed, tensed, or jittery of the group also were most likely to develop the disease.


.............with this job?? I'm so screwed.


current mood: complacent

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11:28p - Andy Rooney on...
...Answering Machines:
Did you ever hear one of these corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine?
"Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is: 'Share the love.'"
Beep.
"Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling....Speaking of being positive, your test results are back. Stop sharing the love."

...Grandma:
My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.' You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you? Out entering wet shawl contests. Makes you wonder where she got that dollar she gave you for your birthday.

...Phone-In-Polls:
You know those shows where people call in and vote on different issues? Did you ever notice there's always like 18% that say "I don't know." It costs 90 cents to call up and vote and they're voting "I don't know."
"Honey, I feel very strongly about this. Give me the phone."
(Says Into Phone) "I DON'T KNOW!" (Hangs up looking proud.)
Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe you're not sure about. This guy probably calls up phone sex girls for $2.95 to say, "I'm not in the mood."

...Morning Differences:
Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.


current mood: amused

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