February 14th, 2005

clockwork horse

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Went to Victoria/Vancouver Island this past weekend.

Lemme tell ya, those "horse drawn tours" are a complete sham – having them write stuff with their mouths using a giant pencil is neat 'n' all, but seriously, those nags couldn't draw a map worth shit... we got totally lost trying to follow it. I bet they went back to their stables chuckling.

We ended up out in the woods somewhere north of Victoria. I think we stumbled across a campground, but it was really hard to tell without any street lights. I took a picture of the site:

We tried to get a fire going, but we couldn't see what we were lighting; my fingers are now covered with blisters, and my left eyebrow is missing.

I hope they choke on their oats.
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