|Friday, June 24th, 2005|
12:08p - For the world's sake, we need more pirates!
Yoinked from subdermal...
Though it was not provided, I have the reason behind this trend:
Pirates used to cause a fair bit of destruction, chaos, mayhem... lots of small battles, fights and skirmishes; many people left lifeless.
Now for the equation:
Fewer pirates = fewer battles, fights and skirmishes
Fewer battles, fights and skirmishes = fewer people left lifeless
Fewer people left lifeless = more people left alive
More people left alive = more total body heat
More total body heat = higher global average temperature
Dammit! "Too many people" is the cause of global warming!!
Also, the graph should, therefore, have the axes switched since, clearly, the reduction in number of pirates is the control variable here.
current mood: jittery
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...what the hell is wrong with you? Do you not think that what you are doing, or have done, is going to get back to those involved? Did you honestly believe that no feelings would be hurt through this, or did you simply not care? Are you trying to lose everything??
People talk, and secrets do not stay secrets.
You, of all people, should know this.
current mood: bitchy
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Tell me a joke.
...and make it a good one.
Nah, never mind, it doesn't have to be good; just a joke.
current mood: bored
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