January 3rd, 2006


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Okay, so the backup software just reported a "Catastrophic failure". Apparently, it couldn't back up the System State...

Jebus, for a moment there I thought the tape library had loaded each tape independently, smeared peanut butter all over the insides, ejected them at high velocity towards the operator's head rendering the poor soul dead while roving gangs of mutant cyborg hamsters ate his festering toes with some fava beans and a nice chianti... ththththth!!

What a waste of perfectly good peanut butter... now that would be catastrophic.