September 1st, 2006

You're so dumb

(no subject)

...haven't had a "3 Musketeers" bar in years.

Chewin' away, readin' the packaging:
"Whipped Up. Fluffy Chocolate-on-Chocolate Taste."

Jebus! Is this stuff work-safe?? I don't wanna get fired for eating pr0n...

This definitely puts the Musketeers in a whole new light...
  • Current Music
    Inspectah Deck - Swordplay
retarded bee

(no subject)

Have you ever considered who might be watching you go by while you're just out 'n' about? And what goes through their minds?

To the large-breasted woman who just walked by my building,

Thank you for wearing that particular shirt today; it looked especially good from the fifth floor.

This is why they don't give me a window seat.
  • Current Mood
    restless restless