February 21st, 2007


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Goddam, I'm so tired of wandering down the hall, putting my mug under the coffee dispenser and pressing down the wee button to have a miniscule amount of java drip out.

I could squeeze more juice out of a mouse's nutsack.
retarded bee

Your mission, should you choose to accept it...

Just went to the convenience store downstairs to feed my chocolate addiction... the entire way there with the theme music to "Mission Impossible" running through my head.

It quit when I was collecting the goods, including my soon-to-be-winning lottery ticket for tonight's draw.

As soon as I stepped out of the store, the music started up again. The urge to hide behind chairs and dart pillar-to-pillar was almost overwhelming.
  • Current Music
    Mission Impossible Theme Song