Diskrepansi (diskrepansi) wrote,


Dateline NBC--

Today a livejournal user by the name of diskrepansi was briefly lost and then found lying in his bed, complaining of lingering shoulder pain after being possessed by ninjas. This is the second instance of ninja possession recorded on livejournal, and the devastation can only continue.

"I thought I was safe from those ninjas, seeings as I've already infiltrated their club. Oh well, I don't remember a whole lot about it, but i sure hope it was fun!" Said a bewildered diskrepansi when asked for details on the experience.

Police are still searching for the prime possessor ninja, whose identity remains secret. She is, after all, a ninja.

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    Wow... haven't been here in a while.

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