Diskrepansi (diskrepansi) wrote,

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So, I've got some time...

...before I get some time.

<td bgcolor="#000000">First Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Do you eat kosher salamis?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will go to jail on:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">April 7, 2016</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Because of:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Murder. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Bail will cost</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$2</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Number of people that will give a shit:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">19</td></tr>
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See that?? Don't piss me off, or I keeeeel you!  but not for a while...

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    Wow... haven't been here in a while.

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