I so wanna use some of these on clients who call in...
Yoinked from emu72 who got them from overheard gossip...
"Despite all your tears and histrionics, you don't feel any more than the rest of us. Grow up."
"I know what you went through was terrible, but can't you just be stoic and get on with it."
C: "I can't log in to my workstation."
Me: *click* *click* "...okay, you should be good to go now."
C: "Already? That quick?? You must be some sort of god or something!"
Huh, imagine that... not all of my work quotes are negative.