- Leo Buscaglia
For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
- Carl W. Buechner
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teacher asks a question: "there are four birds sitting on a wire and a gunshot goes off. how many birds are left?" little johnny says "no birds are…
A woman is in a grocery store and happens upon a grandpa and his poorly behaving 3 year-old grandson at every turn. It's obvious Gramps has hishands…