Diskrepansi (diskrepansi) wrote,

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Illness is bad... drugs are good... Forming a cohesive sentence is purely optional at this point.

This gum has lost all flavour, and my jaw is starting to ache. <
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This gum has lost all flavour, and my jaw is starting to ache. <<ptooi!>>

Here I have an Alberta Consumer Product Survey that I got in the mail. There are some things listed on here that I already figured most guys would not use - at least, not very often... tampons, pads, pantiliners... apparently, though, males do not have sensitive skin, or use facial cleansers or moisturizers, or even a wide variety of hair care products. Oddly enough, there's nothing on here regarding cosmetics...

Oh, look, I'm starting to float... NyQuil must be kicking in...

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